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You have found yourself on a magical fanpage dedicated to chickens, and everything we love about them. Raising chickens is an incredibly rewarding task fit for mages of any skill level - from beginner wizards to the most seasoned of spellweavers. Here, we celebrate all forms of chicken conjurings, including but not limited to: Production, Husbandry, Manifestation, Poultry Propagation, and occasional (but very limited) Chicken Necromancy. Telepathy is permitted, but not recommended - there isn't a lot going on in a chicken's head so user beware, it can get a little weird.
Please do be patient as this site is very new and frequently under construction. Our resident Computer Druid is actively brushing up on their HTML technopathy and will often experience the occasional happy accident.
We encourage you to click around and explore the site ~ find all of our hidden pages!
Please do be patient as this site is very new and frequently under construction. Our resident Computer Druid is actively brushing up on their HTML technopathy and will often experience the occasional happy accident.
We encourage you to click around and explore the site ~ find all of our hidden pages!
// MEET THE ELITE //
Halfling Paladin
Advanced Techno Wizard
Would make your toaster sentient if given the opportunity
Advanced Techno Wizard
Would make your toaster sentient if given the opportunity
IMPY
Half-elf Druid
Chicken Tender
Diligently assembling a well-seasoned squirrel armada for funsies
Chicken Tender
Diligently assembling a well-seasoned squirrel armada for funsies
MEAT
Whimsical Wood Elf
Smartest & Most Beautiful
From the distant lands of Milk and Maple
Smartest & Most Beautiful
From the distant lands of Milk and Maple
HDIN
Friendly Neighborhood Gladiator
Very intimidating Club Bouncer
Provides superb tank support for the party.
Very intimidating Club Bouncer
Provides superb tank support for the party.
ZODDO
Sketchy Legal Warlock
Magic Bean Counter
Do not tell this man your secrets
Magic Bean Counter
Do not tell this man your secrets
ALEX
Handsome Skunk Mage
The Best Friend and Giver of Hugs
Thinks you're perfect just the way you are
The Best Friend and Giver of Hugs
Thinks you're perfect just the way you are
WOTTER
Intensive Care War Cleric
Guinea Pig Vault Manager
Has magic hair that changes color depending on the weather that week
Guinea Pig Vault Manager
Has magic hair that changes color depending on the weather that week
BRIDGET
Mysterious Entity ???
International Man of Mystery
Has never actually been percieved in our dimensional plane
International Man of Mystery
Has never actually been percieved in our dimensional plane
HOLLAND COPE
Site Rules Lawyer
Chief of the Wizard Police
Will be very disappointed if you leak classified wizard documents in chat
Chief of the Wizard Police
Will be very disappointed if you leak classified wizard documents in chat
GUS
[REDACTED]
Chatroom Film Connoisseur
A demonic spirit who tells you what day of the week it is
Chatroom Film Connoisseur
A demonic spirit who tells you what day of the week it is
PATRICK
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